Before completely losing her head, Marie Antoinette was widely misquoted referring to cake. What do others have to say when we misquote them about cake?
Hillary Clinton: It’s my turn to eat cake.
Donald Trump: Make cake great again.
Bernie Saunders: Don’t Bern the cake.
The Republicans: We’ll have our cake, and eat yours, too.
The Democrats: Let the Republicans take the cake, since we are the only alternative for the cakeless.
Libertarians: Let us each eat our own cake without any regulation or government interference.
Progressives: Let us rebuild the public cake-making facilities.
Greens: Let them eat cake baked in a sun oven, or by solar, or another alternative technology adopted by a 2/3 vote.
Karl Marx: Inevitably, we will all share the cake.
The Soviets: The state will own the cake until the people are ready to share the cake.
Boston Tea(cake) Partiers: No cake taxation without cake representation.
The US Constitutional Framers: Let us be one big cake made up of smaller cakes, and may all cake be free.
Paleo Dieter: Best not to eat cake.
Don’t let the party stop here! Please share your favorite cake misquote.